The Voice of Reason

From a recent "Letters to the Editor," published in the Las Vegas Sun Times:

"My husband and I visit your city several times a year. We don’t mind leaving all our money at the casino — this we expect.

However, we do mind the slimers trying to force pornographic cards on us when we walk the Strip. This past visit they were everywhere we walked. We were forced at one point to walk into the street to avoid them.

If we want to explore the sexual side of Vegas, we will do so on our own. We will no longer be visiting your city as long as you allow these individuals to shove their cards at us." -- Diane Harris, Tucson, AZ

Way to go, Diane! Note to the rest of America: stop throwing your money away in Vegas. When they're not trying to shove porn cards at old ladies and 12-year-olds, the natives are laughing at you.